Sunday, June 12, 2016

BRACES!!!

hI!!! Im getting braces like REALLY SOON. Im left with 5 more days to eat my heart out AHAHAHA IM SCARED MOM. Since loooong time ago ive been convinced to go get braces by my lovely family because my teeth r not straight frm the side :-) (how gross im stating my imperfection) i wasnt rlly convinced and find them rlly rude bc i tot i looked alright when i smile HAHAHAHA WALAO BHB ok. I lowkey felt insecure about my teeth but i rlly dw to look like a dork with braces. So then i discovered the holy invisalign!!! BUT IT COST A BOMB and my parents say i siao ;-; so i was like in between whether i should get braces so i would look like a hot bitch afterwards (good bite and good teeth makes yr jaw and face looks btr yknow) or just live about my life w my lowkey BIGGEST INSECURE lol.

So long story short i decided to get braces haha. Last month i believe.....??? Before my MYE i went to the dental and had a consultation !!!! It cost around $3800??? Excluding the price of xray, photographs, extraction and teeth mold all that fun stuff *haha fun* SOOO total its $4k plus lol the difference. ok so, I tot i didnt need any extraction bc my teeth are not like overcrowded and pretty straight in line. Little did my uneducated dumbass know, i needed to extract 4 teeth :') aiya reasons being to pull the teeth back and straighten etc etc. alright thats the consultation part.

Next was the photographs, xray, teeth mold etc. Having the photos taken felt like taking a mugshot HAHAHAHA and i didnt put on makeup that day lol so i srsly dw to see my ugly ass face at the end of my braces journey. Afterwards was xray, eeeeh no big deal just stay still and let the machine do its job. After the xray were done, I REALISED I HAVE A WISDOM TOOTH omg im so sad yall. ISNT IT DISGUSTING LIKE I WILL HAVE TO EXTRACT THAT BITCH OUT ONE DAY :-( The teeth mold was actually my fav part HAHAHA ive heard from various ppl that the mold will make u gag and one of my friend even puked on the fuckin mold wtf.. Even the dentist told me that i might gag AHA. I was scared DUH idw to embarrass myself yknow!!!! In the end the mold was ok, maybe bc my throat is not as shallow hhahaha is that even a thing.. Or i have high tolerance of gag reflexes. Also be warned that the mold taste like SHIT. when he takes out the harden mold, IT FEELS WEIRD yet good HAHAHA. And then we have the next appnt which is extraction:')

The day that ive been dreading since the day after consultation... Fucking extracting 4 motherfucking tooth. YALL i cannot describe to u how fucking scared i was aha. One, im scared of blood and more importantly i cannot stand the taste of blood. Two, thr is going to be not 1 not 2 not 4 BUT 8 INJECTIONS INTO MY GUMS YALL. I almost cant handle injections on my arm HOW TO TAHAN INJECTIONS IN MY MOUTH. Three, idw to look embarrassing after the extraction haha yknow the gauge look omg horrendous. WELP i didnt have any choice but to suffer the pain i alrdy suffered. I asked the dentist if i could use my phone (fuck im stupid dont judge me, i wanted smth to distract myself ok) she said no AHAHAHA SHIT. So here goes, the first injection she did was on my bottom gums. when i say it hurts like dog rape, IT FUCKING DOES. HOEMYGOD IT WAS 283727372 TIMES WORSE THAN I EXPECTED. When the needle goes into yr gums omg i hate it i hate it i hate it. The whole time my hands were sweating and i was holding my phone SO TIGHTLY if it was someones hand im sure yo bones gon b breaking hunny. LEMME TELL U, THE WORSE ARE THE UPPER GUMS. Omf i swear give me a lifetime supply of oxygen to do this over again, i pass HAHAHA. But luckily it nunbs right away. And like my mouth was so numb i dek wheres my lips so i can get water to rinse my mouth and it felt like my lips were RLLY SWOLLEN. But theyre not. Theeen comes the extraction, which didnt hurt AT ALL, crazy huh. i think i lost quite alot of blood... Idk i cant even feel my mouth and cant taste anyth as well HAHAH and i droolled all over myself in the clinic hahahah i didnt even know (ps i asked for mask so its not embarrassing)

After likeeee 30 mins, im still feeling numb but idk which part of my mouth was soooo uncomfortable I can't. It felt rlly sore and weird and uncomfortable.... ;-; I WAS HELLA HUNGRY and i didnt dare to eat anything haha bc i was afraid shit will get stuck in the socket. Annnd i ended up having pizza HAHAHA first mistake.. IT GOT STUCK EVERYWHERE CB. Its rlly disgusting i have to dig out shit frm the bloody socket omg. The worst experience so far is few days after the extraction, i got 10 fucking ulcers. 10 LEH. All of it were on my lip. I srsly think that one of the socket got infected (or isit dry socket idek bro) BECAUSE OF THE PIZZA I ATE. Omg i hate myself. U got no idea how much pain i was going thru and honestly i would rather go thru the injections again than having 10 mouth sores and 4 raw sockets (right, the irony) the ulcers got sooooo fucking huge and SO PAINFUL i was on the verge of crying really. I couldnt even drink water without spilling like a dumbfuck. Bc thr were so many of them i can even go for the next appnt which is to put on the braces. Sooo i have to reschedule the appnt to tis coming sat!!! omg im so excited.

Now i am 97% recovered from the mouth sores agony and cant wait to get more when my braces are on hahahahahahahahahahaha jk im rlly not looking forward for the physical pain w braces on. Holy shit is this blog post long!!! I guesssssss i will update again when i put on my braces!!!! Oh my gosh i cant wait woo!!! HAHHEHEHEG BYE