USS WOOHOO (delayed for like 2 week HEHE SORRY)

Supppp reader. You know i know we all know i can never update my blog on time :P Which explain why this entry is being delayed for 1 week plus HEHE. So, i went to uss on 17 of oct with my good friends (aka my bbs *insert pedo emoji*) Daphne, Jayne and Clarissa. There wasn't many people bc our school was having promotion day. And thankfully there wasn't any rain woohoo! :D

When we got there to buy our seasonal pass, the queue was quite long but it was moving very quickly so no problem. The problem starts when we went to get our actual pass made afterwards. The queue was short but hor. The employees is so fucking slow, even if i play 10 rides of mummy the line still won't move. And the erxin girl that helped us with our pass took my picture ugly as hell. And she spelled Clar's name wrongly HAHAHAHA.

Okayyyy, long story short, after all that we went for the rides YAYYYY. We took super lots of photos and went cray cray. The first ride we took was madagascar :D The you know, kiddish kiddish one HAHAHHAAHA but still fun :3 Oh ya, at first i'm freaking scared of the mummy ride, but in the end we took the ride like 4 or 5 times HAHAHA. WE EVEN THOUGHT OF WHAT POSE SHOULD WE DO XD I wish i had the photos *insert laugh till cry emoji*.

We took sibei lots of photos as i mentioned earlier and most of it are unglams HAHA. Here ya go ;)

That's clar, me and jayne :D crds to daphneeee

yeahhhh my face ikik sibei chio HAHAHA but look at jayne LMAO

#candid bitch 

we got bored while walking to sentosa HAHAHA

we got bored while queueing for our pass making shit

Madagascar crate adventure yayyyy

Yay for group shotzzz

*insert pedo emoji*

cutest madagascar merry go round eva

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group shotzzz at far far away land ????

we look awkward HAHAHA

Polaroid grp shot awwww yeahhhh

with the amazing not really daphneeee :3

i whip mah hair back and forth

4d shrek movieeee

uss khakis woohoo

jumpshot w/o daphne bb :( 

we found a severed arm. totally normal ;) 

fav grp shot :D

fav grp shot 2 :D

jurassic park yaaaaaz

:D

aw clar bb

bc i look like shit :)

#candid really i swear hahahaha

step ;)

i think we cute

same thing, bc i look like shit :))

hi shitty face @ da back HAHAHAH

awww with daphne bb :3

group shots <3

flip hair grp shotz <33

YAYYYY FOR ELMO YAYYYYYY

ps. daphne tat lil lucky shiet got a solo POLAROID with elmo :< blame the chao ah neh.

polaroid grp shot <3 :D

my legs longer than yr life :P

yay for sesame street shop 

;)

tbh, idk when was this HAHAHA

bc i scared daphne take unglam pic of me :(

fabz

annnnnd we went to vivo to shop for awhile and i tried on this sibei chio maxi dress :D @ h&m YAYZ

Okayyyy, i know this entry is SUPERRRRR delayed XD and it's so delayed we're going to uss tomorrow HAHAHA. Sorry bbs ;P Okayyyy i shall end here :) Do check out daphne's blog for more of our picturesssss and follow my instagram for more unglams too :D

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BYE AND LUV YA :*

HATES ON ASKFM

HIIIIIII!!! Long time no see fellow reader :D I didn't got time to blog these few... months, i'm so sorry. Or maybe not sorry because not many people probably noticed my blog. Anyway the reason behind is because exams are coming (it's already over HAH), i'm being extremely hard working and studying 24/7 etc.. JUUUUUST KIDDINGGGG. Really it's because i ran out of idea on what to blog about.

I guess today's post will most probably be rants and complains :) So if you don't like please you can get yo eyes off the screen NOW.

So here my rants begins. Few weeks ago, i got a question on askfm from a anon asking
"Why are you trying so hard to be like yhose grunge or tumblr girl" And i swear i copied and pasted so you could see how fucking great his/her english is. I was thinking, did i even try to be one? Obviously when someone says about it, it means they think you look like one. Therefore, i answered "I got say I look like tumblr girl meh? Thanks ;)" And then i realized this bitch ass coward is a hater. I guess after i burn him/her after answering the first question, this anon was angry and asked more questions XD So the following Q&A basically goes like this. 

I got say yu look like tumblr girl meh? I ask what L.O.L

Hey look, someone is trying to be a hater lol. Maybe untick the box first b4 u h8 on me k?

Your spelling maintain ah girl

I don't want leh iejekdjwhdbjwidnebdxjd I like 2 talk rubbish :)

no wonder your face like rubbish also

Omg I didn't know you like to observe my face :O You my number 1 fan right thanks thanks :')

Observe your face for fuck? Number 1 fan your head lah , I rather marry shit

Then go marry shit lorh HAHAHAH rmb invite me to your wedding for

Sorry im allergic to copycats , Get some bloody originality on your mind first rather than tryna be someone that your not LOL

Lol not sure u stupid or blind sia. How does marrying shit has to do with copycat. Pls educate yrself lah dumbfuck. And untick the box lah talk so much HAHAHAHA.

No wonder alot of people hated you in school ahha look at your self

Really? Name them lah ;) Bet u can't because you're just jealous HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA shut up and untick lah dog

we upper sec people HAHHA Better watch out one day ;) We comr chase you like dog kanina

WAHHH SO SCARED SIA. I take photo your problem arh crazy bitch.

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As you can see, this dick head claim to be upper sec, which think is from lower sec. But i don't really give a fuck. After i burned this person, pathetically so many times, he/she didn't send any h8s anymore. Until the next day. This bitch send h8s again -_- Like nigga do u have no life or smt. Seriously. And the following Q&A goes like thisssss.

Do u consider yourself pretty?

Oh why. If I say yes you're gonna hate on me is it? Guess what, ya I think I pretty leh. What are you gonna do? Huh huh?

It seems like you got a lot of haters,I kinda feel sad for you girl

Orly? :O Should I cry mama?

I think you should not only cry but also buy yourself a mirror

I have more than I need ;)

All u know is to step tumblr want be famous right

oooooo I got step tumblr??

Just saying that your tumblr fail

*YAWNNNNN* tired of your stupid hates and since when I say I wanna be tumblr. You think you look strong sending hates? Bitch please, untick the motherfuckin box then talk k. Knn even a shit is better than you HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA. Go home sleep lah dog. No, you're worst than a dog. Stupid coward.

Is this the way u commumicate with others IF YES I finally know why u got so many many many haters

Don't like the way I communicate? Then maybe you guys should ask yourself how you communicate with me. Don't like then do it okay. I bet you have more haters than justin bieber.

you are now famous in a bad way girl be happy

YAYYYYY SO HAPPY

don't stay strong. down la

Go improve your english first?

lawl attention seeker post on insta?

ooooo did I offend u?

I look down on you

Wahhh so tall

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Erm so, this hater is basically just jealous of me i mean can't you tell? And i swear this person needs to calm his/her nipples down before they even start typing HAHAHA. Why your english like cmi sia, like you use your eyeballs to type arh? Funny thing is that i didn't even make any spelling error just some short forms and this dumb fuck says my english sucks like hello, do you even go school LOL. And lastly this person suck at sending hates like omg, u really REALLY need to go for training man.

My message to this stupid puta is that if you dare to send hates, then show your fucking name bitch. And also improve your damn english before sending hates because my brain and eyes will fucking bleed just by reading your horrible english. When you ask me to look in the mirror, you probably need to look at yourself. If i step tumblr obviously i look in the fucking mirror to look tumblr what. Bet you don't even look in the mirror because your ugly face cracks the mirror. 

And to all future haters of mine, i appreciate your remarks and comments, but if you aint gon reveal your disgusting name, then don't bother sending hates. And just to let you know, your hates will never bring me down and to me, you are just an ant. Weak and small, easily killed. Hard working, but hard working on hating on people. That's all i have to say to ya puta. 

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Helix Piercing (UPDATE 2)

Hi hi! So, i've got my helix pierced for about 3 months now and so far i think it's okay. I think it's a little swollen but it doesn't hurt. It's not red. Ok, so if you've read my previous update, my piercing got infected.

So after a week (after it's recovered from infection), i decided to take out the piercing. Because i felt like there's a lot of bacteria and shit stuck in the piercing. I tried to take out the piercing like with force and it didn't work. It was so fucking tight that i had to ask my mom to had it taken out. IT HURT OK. But luckily i didn't bleed, just a little. I took a cotton bud and soak with alcohol like specially for ear piercing and just clean the area especially the hole.

At that time i didn't have ear sticks or other clean/new piercing to replace and it was like at night. So i thought i would buy some ear sticks in school the next day. So i bought like clear plastic ear sticks and tried to poke through the hole. AND LITTLE DID I KNOW, THE HOLE CLOSED. LIKE WTF?! I almost cried, no joke. (bc i love the piercing so much) Then ofc i wait until go home then poke lah.

At home, i was sitting in front of a mirror holding my breath and try to find the hole to poke with the stick. I saw there's like a little like erm, something like blister but not. Like something pop out and it aint  a hole man. I assume it's the hole that's bulging out but it's closed. SOOOOO, i had to use FORCE to poke into it. There was blood coming out and i was petrified because I'm hella scared of blood. Then i finally got the stick to go through the hole and i teared a little :'(

And like after a few weeks, during cca, my friend told me that the back of my piercing was swollen. She said that i had to get silver piercing in order to get rid of that shit. And then my mom got me a pair of silver earrings for like $10 i think. Annnnnd now i love it :D

One issue is that teachers in school are being like fucking bitches. Especially my math teacher. I h8 her ttm. Fucking bitch ew. Eye smaller than ant still want to talk so much. ok ok. where am i.

LESSON LEARNED: NEVER EVER TRY TO IRRITATE IT EVER AGAIN.
                                      TEACHERS ARE LOSERS. HIDE IT WITH HAIR.

kk, I'm off to writing the 2nd post k see ya ;)

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HONG KONG TRIP (DELAYED FOR 2 WEEK SO SORREH)

  IF you've been stalking me on instagram, you would know that i went to hong kong for 4 days and I'm back yesterday! It all happen when my daddy called me on Sunday i think, and ask "你在新加坡很闷 hor?". And i was like half awake because i just woke up and I'm used to checking my phone after i wake up. In a super weird dying voice i obviously said ya la. THEN, my daddy ask if i want to go to hong kong to visit him for a few days, i thought he was joking and shit lol. And just so you know, my daddy works in hong kong. You're welcome. He ask me to send him a picture of my passport. Later then my sister told me when the flight will be and stuff related.

  It ended up to be a thursday morning flight like SUPER FREAKING EARLY. Around 7:30am we will have to board the plane which means by 6:30am we have to check in WHICH MEANS i have to wake up SUPER EARLY to get ready and get a taxi and reach the airport. Ofc, i don't take taxi by myself because I'm still young :3 So, my sister would take taxi from her house to my house then to the airport. FAST FOWARD TO WHEN I'M ALR IN DA PLANE :3 >>>> I love airplane food and the meal i had for my trip from sg to hk was omelette with chicken sausage. I think it was horrible LOL. But the meal for hk to sg was super awesome!!! It was beef pasta with cheese and crackers. AND ICE CREAMMMM!!! :D

  Surprisingly, i didn't sleep for both the trip. I really love sg airline :D <3 The leg space is like so wide i can dance already lol. And like there's tv with 98 shows sia! I think this airline was improved because in 2010 i went to Japan by sg airline also and clearly it was improved and much better. yay.

  When i reached hk, my daddy was already waiting outside. So we took a cab to his house to rest for awhile then go shoppingggg. For this hk trip, i traveled around the place either by cab or MTR or what we call MRT. Sg use ezlink card, hk use octopus card XD Judging by the name of it, you would think it's useless and shit but for the serious fuck, you can use this damn card to buy like 95% of everything in hk!? So freaking cooooooool.

  Hmm, ok talking about what i bought. I got a pair of sandals from LV hehe yay. I got my clothing mostly from Bershka because i could only find my kind of clothing plus it's the nearest my daddy's house lul. I bought 3 shirts and 3 shorts i think :P Then i went to h&m like soooo freaking far it's like from sengkang to vivo by MRT some more. I bought a pants and a crop tee from h&m. And i bought like 2 shirts from a shop idk what is it call but i love it bc everything there is sibei cheap lorh.

  For entertainment and stuff, my father brought us to the wax museum, took a ride in the CRYSTAL cable car (peace). I got to saw the buddha aka the tian tan buddha. SUPER HUGE OH MY TIAN. But i can't be bothered to climb the stairs to take a closer look at the buddha lol. So i just took a picture where the buddha could be seen hehe :3 Th crystal cable car was beautiful and the only thing i hate about it is the pepo we must sit with. God, the first ride there was 3 korean guys sitting with us. Or else i could just yell in the cable car and gasp at how beautiful the scenery was. LOL. The worst was the 2nd trip back, there was 2 china auntie sitting with us sia. WALAO. The chao auntie keep staring at me ?! WTF. sot sot de. Then the goddam accent they had was making me ear bleed ;_; It was so awkward bc i can't act normally lul.

  For the wax museum, i didn't quite like it bc 80% of the pepo made out of wax i have no idea who are they hehhehehe. And some don't even look real lorh walao. Some of my favorite figures was Adolf hitler muahahahah, Albert einstein annnnnnd Princess diana hahaha. My father said it was a waste of money and blame me -.- (bc i was the one that suggest to go to the wax museum hahaha) And then like we went down and ate ice cream NOMNOMNOM.

  For the last day i think or 2nd last day, my sister and i went to watch the new movie Maleficent. It was so amazing. Angelina was so gorgeous and i love the plot twist. But the theatre seats smells like fucking fish like i don't even want to know how many fucking ass had those seats gone through. WOW. Ok, so after the movie, we went home and it's like alr 12 plus. I thought my daddy went to work but he was at home all the time LOL. So we watched the movie without him :( Oh oh!! And did i talk about my father's amazing cooking hahhahaa.

  For the last day, we didn't go anywhere. Just went to jim sa zui (?????) like a shopping mall for dinner with le daddy's boss HOHOHO. The food was oooook. The soup was incredible tho idk what soup is it hurhurhur.

  Overall, i think that hong kong is a nice place. But i would prefer to go during the end of year when the weather is cooler :D So i guess picture time? ;)

  

  

  I totally delayed this blog entry for like 2 weeks because i was super super busy XD I actually started writing this entry like after i came back from hong kong HAHAHAH. K sorry, i mean delaying is better than didn't even upload what right?? KKK, BYE HAHAHAHA.

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I WANT IPHONE!

  For those of you that don't know, now i'm using samsung note 2. Previously, i used iPhone 4 but unfortunately it drowned in the toilet bowl :'( The toilet bowl was clean okay. OKAY. I had my iPhone 4 for about 2 years ONLY WTFFFF. I had my samsung for 1 year plus. So now I'm OFFICIALLY the user of both APPLE and SAMSUNG. (i have macbook air btw) Lemme compare them :D

SAMSUNG NOTE 2 VS IPHONE 4

Apps

Some apps that iPhone has but android doesn't. Some android has but iPhone doesn't. WHICH IS VERY FRUSTRATING. NO WIN

Battery Life

Both dies really fast. Like seriously. But apparently, you can increase the battery life of samsung note 2 up to 2%. How? DON'T TELL YOU :P But like, iPhone 4 requires lesser time to charge than samsung note 2. APPLE WIN

Functions

I think that samsung have MUCH MORE functions than iPhone. You don't argue and talk cock with me on this one okay. iPhone only have 1 mother fucking button. Samsung have like 3. BUT, iPhone has already come with things like iTunes, iCloud, iwhatever while samsung requires you to download it. But i still think SAMSUNG WIN

Camera

Iphone de camera is not as clear as samsung's but samsung camera is hella sensitive. Like if your hand 发抖 hor, samsung will not give you a good picture lol. But it's really very clear. iPhone is more like depends on the lighting. BUT I PREFER IPHONE DE CAMERA SO, APPLE WIN

Music

Definitely samsung win lol. I mean like, for apple you have to freaking BUY music on the iTunes store like wtf? Samsung, you just have to find the right app for downloading free music :D SAMSUNG WIN

Chio or not

Apple de lock screen is confirm win base on appearance. Other also apple win :3 APPLE WIN

OVERALL, apple won. lol. JK, both have their own good points lah. I mean, i want iPhone because i miss my old iPhone hehehehe. I STILL WANT IPHONE. I think i will ask for iPhone around september when iPhone 6 is out :D Sooooo, k bye. Rmb follow me on instagram hor @brxndxx_ BYE.




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